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Strongy Strong
Minmatar
S.T. Rong Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.10.27 00:33:00 -
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Greetings, fellow victims!
And victims you are. Victims of a foul deception by the one known as INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE!
Ostensibly the naive meanderings of a jovial n00b, the 0.0 Experiment has quickly allowed Mr NIGHTMARE near-unbridled access to almost every corner of the universe. While styling himself as a bumbling oaf, he has succeeded in building support for the REAL object of his mission: the so-called 'N00b Haven'.
This is where the truth must be revealed. This is no noble retreat for the greener members of our society. Oh no. It is in fact a front for an illicit cloning factory designed to produce perfect specimens for the INNOY war machine.
You may recall INNOMINATE introducing me to you all. A literary device, some thought. But no, I was created exactly as described in his journal, a distillation of all things strong, to assist in the execution of his dark designs. My associate Tighty Tight soon followed, along with his twin brother Fighty Fight. Soon the likes of Miney Mine and Zoomy Zoom were also being bred for their specific roles. They remain sealed in the secret INNOY research facility, harbouring hopes of freedom.
The first part of my mission is complete. You are now all aware of the nefarious doings taking place beneath your very noses. No doubt some of you will seek to ally yourselves to his grand plan rather than face extinction beneath the heel of the INNOY boot. This is your own decision to make.
Myself, I now turn to my continuing mission. To track down INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE and attempt to derail the juggernaught of his vile scheme. He can never be eliminated, but he can be forced off the path to his grand victory. Maybe one day my brothers will be free to join me in this great struggle.
Tread carefully, my friends. Remember: stay Smarty Smart!
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Strongy Strong
Minmatar
S.T. Rong Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.10.27 00:46:00 -
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Oh, see how he immediately jumps towards the bribery. Is this the natural instinct of an honest man? I think not!
Mr NIGHTMARE, you are digging your own grave. I can tell you are rattled by the truth coming out, but no attempt to even defend yourself? I'm sorely disappointed, perhaps you aren't as big a threat as I first thought...
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Strongy Strong
Minmatar
S.T. Rong Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.10.27 09:16:00 -
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 Originally by: Smakko
When I first read it I thought it was Innom writing as a Dark Side alt.
Rest assured, Mr NIGHTMARE *is* the Dark Side.
Originally by: Caol
Originally by: INNOMINATE NIGHTMARE
(possibly to be continued because I found it funny...)
Over confidence or the words of a man who controls the events around him...
He likes to think he has control, but my task is not dependent on whether the quarry is amused by it!
Originally by: Weirda
but where is Fighty McFightAlot? 
Our Scotch brethren are the 'free brothers'. Who'd willingly clone a Jock, anyway? Madness!
Originally by: Emperor D'Hoffryn
Only question is, who is the real char behind the scenes, and for whom does he work?
I work only for freedom!
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Strongy Strong
Minmatar
S.T. Rong Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.10.27 09:54:00 -
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Originally by: Angsty McTantrum
Nae, ye cannae mean what ye say. I will na hae any man slander ma frein Mr Nootmire sae. I’ll nae have no jock haverin’ so. Ach, yer nae more than a neep puddin’. Weesht laddie.
My god, its worse than I thought. The Scotch are marching under the 'Nootmire' banner. Whatever happened to that nice Mr Gibson and FREEEEEDOOOOMMM eh?
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Strongy Strong
Minmatar
S.T. Rong Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.10.27 13:56:00 -
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Originally by: ErbUs
and even if it is an alt of an older player (or a scam which i hope its not). it's fun, a good read, entertaining and we can always hope for a noob haven.
Which is exactly what you won't get! This crazed individual is squirreling away funds for the dastardliest of dastardly projects by marketing his deeds as 'fun'.
I do hope you all find it fun when a legion of Cloney Clones* pour forth across the universe, sweeping all before them in a dark tide of... darkness.
*definitely not Clooney clones. That would be too warped even for this maniac.
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Strongy Strong
Minmatar
S.T. Rong Enterprises
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Posted - 2006.10.28 13:08:00 -
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Originally by: Terminal Entry
I don't know, I think Backdoor Bandit wouldn't mind Stongy Strong right behind him giving him strong, firm support. 
I'm afraid he's holding out for Tighty Tight...
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